How to ask a girl for her number
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All it takes is a "good" pick-up line
I am a sucker for a guy that will use a terribly terrible pick-up. Maybe it's because they're bold (or shameless) and friendly (or desperate), but I get a real kick out of a guy who isn't afraid to bust one out.
The other day a guy asked, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" I shrugged and he replied, "Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Mike." I was impressed/swept off my feet, and it was a guy I knew pretty well too (and should have expected this from in the first place).
There's nothing like a guy who will use a ridiculous pick-up line. To me, a guy that will go up to a girl and actually spurt that kind of cheese out of his mouth is bold, confident, silly with a sense of humour, and adorable... exactly the kind of guy I love (or love to know and make fun of).
However, these are the kinds of guys who may need some help (or may not care either way).
So here are some good pick-up lines for a guy to use in his dating endeavors (or fooleries), only because I have sympathy (or I can't wait to hear one used on me!):
Some real doozies
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Greetings and salivations
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Sara's all-time favorite pick-up lines
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies?
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
That outfit is horrible! Take it off right now!
Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.
Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
(Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say) "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
If your beauty was like gas, my car would never need refilled.
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You're so pretty I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Is this the Matrix, because I think you're the One.
If you were president then your name would be Baberaham Lincoln.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (Looks at arms).
They call me "milk" because I do a body good.
Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
You know your good enough to give my last name to.
What is on your butt?... My eyes!
If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you... I'd have one dollar!
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
(Pick up a pack of sugar that says "sugar" on it and say) "You dropped your nametag!"
Pick-up line links
- 101 Pick-Up Lines
- Pickuphelp.com
A zillion pick-up lines to help men meet women, supposedly - The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines
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Very entertaining:) Can't remeber the last time someone tried to pick me up. Then again I'm rather large:)
My twenty-one year old son and I laughed and laughed.
Here's one, "You look like my second wife" - she: "You've been married twice?" - "No, just once!". Funny hub.
ok this is very interesting, think I might actually try a few. : )
i dont think any highschool girls would think thats "cute". most likly theyd look at u funny n walk away.
Very entertaining:)
lol.. very interesting, although many of them wouldn't get you anywhere!
Pickup lines don't matter. 99% of the time they are just a turn-off. A pickup line may last 2 or 3 seconds..but what about the rest of the day?
I recently read this e-book by Tiffany Taylor that really opened my eyes on how to control a conversation and create that 'special feeling'.
Check it out. You won't need any more pickup lines.
this is one of the stupidest, least genuine articles I've ever read in my life. Obviously written by a guy. A dumb one at that. and if it WAS written by a girl, she's an idiot.
agreed with dude.
This is stupid as hell, id like to see this work with a girl.. ud have to look like brad pitt an ask out a 300 pound chick..ud maybe get her number then..
This gave me and my friends a good laugh...
One of my favs....
"Do you wash your clothes with windex? Because I can totally see myself in your pants."
Hehe that's awesome. "Hi, i just sh1t my pants, can i have your number?"
Here's one: Pick a random cutie at a bar, go up to her and say "Sorry to bug you, but i just wanted to let you know that you made the list". She'll say something like "what list?". Then you come back with "my 'To-Do' list". yeah, its stupid but it made me laugh.
:) Thanks for adding to the list, you peeps. I love a good laugh
Ahhahahahahahhahaha - these are GREAT!
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well entertained me
thank you
Great lines. I've been known to use a few. I like this one too:
Is your dad a thief? He must have stolen those diamonds that sparkle in your eyes.
tha was soo funny............................
great hub, i don't use really bad pick up lines, but maybe i should!
Bad pick up lines are always hit or miss. If i'm in the right mood, they will interest me. However, if i'm out with like 5 friends and its obviously a girl's night- don't even bother. I love the polar bear one lol
i must say a great collection of line , i'll try some of humourous ones
Very well written hub .....
Thank you very much for your great hub, for good advice, good wishes and support. Thanks for sharing your experience with all of us.
good & funny ..really interesting hub
just like it
yeah, some of those are pretty funny... I guess some people don't have a sense of humor
Some men will just walk up and say, 'God You Are as Fine as The Wine from the Georgia Pines can I get your Digits'.
Barbara
Now that's the hot tips ......
good work ...
funny pickup lines
offcourse anybody should know these WON'T work
chances are great you'll end up with a slap in the face.
on the other hand, if you like paris hilton types of woman, you'll probably get very lucky with these.
Here's another one: girl, can i have your phone number, cause, i have lost mine.
Haha!
Not that I would actually use any of these but I'm laughing so hard I can't keep the phone still lol
Wow how lame can you get? Never use pickup lines, be yourself, have confidence and good conversation skills.
Mcssball, that's what I like to hear!
well entertained me
thank you
I enjoyed this one. I might even book mark it to respond to it at a later date in a hub of my own! I always have said there are young, attractive women out there who have a sense of humor.
funny, fantastic, very entertaining ;p
you need more than a good pick up line, bro.
im not a surgen but i can still be in you shannan
Those were all great and that's how I got my current girlfriend!
Very funny...It doesn't matter how awesome the guy is who says "I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue" to me is. That would be way beyond my 'you've still gotta chance' line.
million ways to do it, just take the first move, don't forget that it must be sincere approach, it's like a therapy already. - http://theramaxtherapyservices.com
Nice pick up lines! It would be much appreciated if you have good intentions in it. Very well nice post!
Hahah... these are awesome... One of My fav's is really plain... How about breakfast at my place? I'm following you now and look forward to reading more.
are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you
Ha! :D
Do you like math?
Ummmm......
Well, let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
we,thats a crazy dng
This is wonderful and so so true, I must agree I'm a sucker for someone who makes me laugh and your polar bear line was just adorable. I too would be impressed with the guts for something cheesy. Although, there is a fine line between cheesy and downright rude and some men just have no consideration when it comes to laying down a blunt and brutal line.
I first heard the polar bear line in the movie "The Goods". Honestly though, I've never thought to use a pick up line, I've always thought it was better to be direct and just talk to the girl. I had no idea there was success in this. Which leads me to my question: Are you currently with a guy as a result of him using a pick up line on you? Thanks for the read!
Thank you all for your comments! TylerCapp, good question... my partner did not use a line on me and was direct, as you mentioned... but to this day it's hard for me not to blush at a good line!
these are hillarious! i've had my fair share of luck with some of these
lol
First of all you need to approach her. Also, remember that you need to maintain eye contact with her along with a gentle smile. Make sure that you don't keep staring at her, as there is a very subtle difference between making an eye contact and a constant stare.
grate tricks i try
Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours?
Haha, love it!
the word of the day is legs, why dont we go back to my place and spread the word?
:D Pun, that's great!
Great tips here. Never would have thought.
This is really entertaining. Thumbs up!!
one good one that no one eva uses( the local hotels 30 minutes away your cars out side wat that yes cu u there)
This is really a great hub
If someone would approach me with any of these idiotic pickup lines I'd kick him in the balls right away. At the other hand I am just a tiny, old angry granny so moronic balls of an idiot using these lines are safe. For now.
what about this one? "girl, your feet must be tired cuz youve been running through my mind all day"
Now these are some hilarious pickup lines!
Is your dads pnus a chili, coz ur flipin hot haha and this next one has never failed me, smile if u wana kiss me haha full proof bt us only if shes in a good mood, or else u might get a tatoo that resembles the shape of a hand haha
lines made me laugh! funny hub!
yuhd 2 months ago
what about this one? "girl, your feet must be tired cuz youve been running through my mind all day"
BaseCharity 5 weeks ago
Now these are some hilarious pickup lines!
Dyllan 5 days ago
Is your dads pnus a chili, coz ur flipin hot haha and this next one has never failed me, smile if u wana kiss me haha full proof bt us only if shes in a good mood, or else u might get a tatoo that resembles the shape of a hand haha
funmontrealgirl 5 days ago
lines made me laugh! funny hub!
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Good pick up lines! Love it!
Funny article with great tips in here which is well shared.
nice hub..kinda' funny though..thanks for sharing..
If you use some really stupid pick up line in a funny but confident way, it works the best.
Haha! Loved his pick up line! No wonder you were swept off your feet. I have never heard that one before. Great hub by the way!
this is educational - entertaining and fun to read.. well done! Thanks a Billion
Thank you Neil! I appreciate you stopping by!
Thanks to everyone for reading this page. It's rather silly but it's meant a lot to me because I love silly pick-up lines... It's been great to watch how this Hub has grown in the past few years!
Awesome hub! Hahaha!
I sometimes try a few bad ones on my girlfriend, if nothing else it makes her laugh!
"Do you know the difference between sex and talking? No? Wanna go back to my place and talk?"
That's a reaaally bad one LOL
Oh yeah, that is a bad one, but still good :)
I had to laugh despite myself - so cheesy!
It's okay AM - this is one of my guilty pleasures :)
Interesting hub.It is really easy to get a girl`s number.helpful tips.
Haha I love these.. SO going to use them the next night I'm out
Aha these are funny. I wouldn't dare try them on a girl I liked though lol.
I love guys who use cheesy pickup lines
Good Hub
Couldn't have said it better myself
I liked the 1st pickup line
i'm gonna use it lol
A understanding the womens mind is an art i go a little more in detail feel free to read http://theexpertise.hubpages.com/hub/Top-3-Questio
Thank you all! TheExpertise, what happend to your Hub?
This is a great idea!I liked this hub..
LOL :)great hub!
I think All are fine that is better
the karate line was pure genius! time to wheel in the pussay
Haha excellent lines.
Stand next to the girl you like - and say while looking upwards, ''Tickle your ass with a feather!'' - naturally she says 'excuse - me ?' and you reply -- ''oh - typically nasty weather'' and smile -- works every time, must be the British accent on you yanks. :)
Hey, could you add another site to your list: http://pickuplines.org. It took me a while...I mean A LONG time, to make that site. I collected all the lines I could find on the web, then I took out the dupes and categorized+tagged each. I haven't used many myself because I personally think pick up lines are cheesy:) But there's guys that like to use them anyway.
Thanks!
Richard.
smooth... the more i learn from other peoples views the better i can please any women...i happen to be a pua (pickup artist) so the more info the better...
p.s I don't know what happened to my other post but i'm back with a another one ;)
enjoy
richardhemby, thanks for the post - I included your link!
Thanks for your comment TheExpertise! Looking at your photo, it seems like you must have some great lines yourself!
LOL that pick up lines are really amazing i will try to say it to someone. Great job, there's a lot of new lines but this lines are old yet still very effective.
Lets go to myspace so u can twitter my yahoo until i google all over your facebook
Appreciate the link!
Not bad, but these are better - http://www.pickuplines.net
gotta love the guys that would stand up and say this infront of you! must take some balls:) xx
hey buddy
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz I wanna Makeout with your FACE!!!
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
Haha! Thank you all for these!
on a scale of 1 to america how free are you tonight?
Whoa!
where are you dear
oh really nice and funny hahhahahahaahahahah
hahaha.. this is very funny.. voted up and followed
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Some men will just walk up and say, 'God You Are as Fine as The Wine from the Georgia Pines can I get your Digits'.
...That is an awesome one.
livelonger Level 6 Commenter 5 years ago
This is great...although it makes me thankful that I'm not single!